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[domainless]

Martin is away from the phone right now. Pleas leave a message and he'll get back to you.

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[alwayskayaking]

What?! Who doesn't like a fun surprise now and then! Remember how much fun the surprise birthday party was?

[domainless]

Jon. Jon doesn't like surprises of any kind.

And if it's something nice, then you should just tell me.

[alwayskayaking]

Alright, fine. I wanted to make a small post saying how great he is, alright? [And mostly to say Jon's real age if not younger.] He's always being so down and hard on himself I thought it might be good to hear someone saying nice things about him. [And mostly to troll him about his age.] I thought I'd post some nice pictures of him looking young and happy to go with it. [Keyword on the young part.]

[domainless]

What brought this on?

[No offense Tim, but normally you and Jon are not on the best of terms.]

[alwayskayaking]

Do I need a reason to do something nice for someone?

[domainless]

For Jon? It's a little unexpected.

[alwayskayaking]

Martin, I'm hurt! Why do you think I couldn't do something nice for Jon?!

[domainless]

Because you barely even like him a lot of the time?

[alwayskayaking]

But I also don't dislike him?

[domainless]

Is this going to make him feel bad? Or angry?

[alwayskayaking]

Is it possible to do anything that doesn't make him angry? Honest question.

[domainless]

Yes. I mean, I manage. He's not angry that much.

[alwayskayaking]

Yeah! But you have boyfriend immunity! That's not fair!

[domainless]

Not my fault you didn't ask him out first.

[alwayskayaking]

And you can keep him. Don't worry, I don't have any interest in stealing him away from you.

[domainless]

Fine fine, I'll do all the swooning. Such hard work :P

[alwayskayaking]

Does this mean I can get that picture?

[domainless]

...fine. I'll see what I can dig out.

[alwayskayaking]

Great! And if he hates it I'll promise not to give away my sources.

[domainless]

Yeah, like that's going to help me when my boyfriend is borderline omniscient.

[alwayskayaking]

I said I wouldn't give my sources away. I can't do anything if Jon cheats!

[domainless]

Well, as long as it really is something nice. Look, I've sent you a couple of photos.

[alwayskayaking]

Oh, wow! These are great! I had no idea Jon was capable of looking this relaxed!

[domainless]

It's not that common but... it's always lovely when he does. So I try to record it when I can.

[alwayskayaking]

I don't blame you.

Also keep your calendar open. I'm talking to Sasha to see if we can throw some kind of very belated birthday party or something for Jon. He could probably use a bit of fun.