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[domainless]

Martin is away from the phone right now. Pleas leave a message and he'll get back to you.

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text; un: ShowStopper

[alwayskayaking]

Do you have any nice pictures of Jon? Particularly ones of him looking young?

[No, he's not saying why he wants a picture.]

Re: text; un: ShowStopper

[domainless]

Uh, maybe? Why?

[alwayskayaking]

Trying to put a bit of a surprise together for him.

[domainless]

That sounds ominous.

[alwayskayaking]

What?! Who doesn't like a fun surprise now and then! Remember how much fun the surprise birthday party was?

[domainless]

Jon. Jon doesn't like surprises of any kind.

And if it's something nice, then you should just tell me.

[alwayskayaking]

Alright, fine. I wanted to make a small post saying how great he is, alright? [And mostly to say Jon's real age if not younger.] He's always being so down and hard on himself I thought it might be good to hear someone saying nice things about him. [And mostly to troll him about his age.] I thought I'd post some nice pictures of him looking young and happy to go with it. [Keyword on the young part.]

[domainless]

What brought this on?

[No offense Tim, but normally you and Jon are not on the best of terms.]

[alwayskayaking]

Do I need a reason to do something nice for someone?

[domainless]

For Jon? It's a little unexpected.

[alwayskayaking]

Martin, I'm hurt! Why do you think I couldn't do something nice for Jon?!

[domainless]

Because you barely even like him a lot of the time?

[alwayskayaking]

But I also don't dislike him?

[domainless]

Is this going to make him feel bad? Or angry?

[alwayskayaking]

Is it possible to do anything that doesn't make him angry? Honest question.

[domainless]

Yes. I mean, I manage. He's not angry that much.

[alwayskayaking]

Yeah! But you have boyfriend immunity! That's not fair!

[domainless]

Not my fault you didn't ask him out first.

[alwayskayaking]

And you can keep him. Don't worry, I don't have any interest in stealing him away from you.

[domainless]

Fine fine, I'll do all the swooning. Such hard work :P

[alwayskayaking]

Does this mean I can get that picture?

[domainless]

...fine. I'll see what I can dig out.

[alwayskayaking]

Great! And if he hates it I'll promise not to give away my sources.

[domainless]

Yeah, like that's going to help me when my boyfriend is borderline omniscient.

[alwayskayaking]

I said I wouldn't give my sources away. I can't do anything if Jon cheats!